Monday 21 January 2008

THE DUMMY'S GUIDE TO PRONOUNCING BRAND NAMES

  • Hermès (air-mez)
  • Bvlgari (Bal-ga-ri)
  • Braun Buffel (Brown Byu-furl)
  • Agnes B. (Arg-nias Bay)
  • Chloe (Klo-ay)
  • Dolce & Gabbana (Dole-chay & Ger-bana)
  • Yves Saint Laurent (Eve Saint Lor-rong)
  • Louis Vuitton (Loo-ee Vui-tong)
  • Loewe (Lo-ay-vay)
  • Jean Paul Gaultier (Zhon Paul Gol-tee-air)
  • Gianni Versace (Gee-ya-nee Ver-sa-chee)
  • Pierre Cardin (Pier Karh-Donh)
  • Romeo Gigli (Romeo Gee-li)
  • Givenchy (Jee-von-she)

Arrggghhhhh. I am becoming so damn fat. I need to exercise! Don't be surprised to see me like this soon: