- Hermès (air-mez)
- Bvlgari (Bal-ga-ri)
- Braun Buffel (Brown Byu-furl)
- Agnes B. (Arg-nias Bay)
- Chloe (Klo-ay)
- Dolce & Gabbana (Dole-chay & Ger-bana)
- Yves Saint Laurent (Eve Saint Lor-rong)
- Louis Vuitton (Loo-ee Vui-tong)
- Loewe (Lo-ay-vay)
- Jean Paul Gaultier (Zhon Paul Gol-tee-air)
- Gianni Versace (Gee-ya-nee Ver-sa-chee)
- Pierre Cardin (Pier Karh-Donh)
- Romeo Gigli (Romeo Gee-li)
- Givenchy (Jee-von-she)
Arrggghhhhh. I am becoming so damn fat. I need to exercise! Don't be surprised to see me like this soon: